BEWARE, BEWARE THE CURSE OF THE PUMPKIN MAN
Beware, Beware the curse of the Pumpkin Man, not quite man, not quite pumpkin, but a Demonic hybrid -all parts monster. Out in the fields, he lived in a dark patch, where he would catch all the trespassers, for this demon monster is quite the harasser. Looking to tell its tale to all the ears…
It happened on St. Patties.
A car pulls up a drive-thru speaker, “Hi, welcome to Burger Joint; what can I get for you today? Said the nice lady. “I hear the Wicked Mint Blast Shake is back as of today. I would love to have one,” the driver said to the speaker. “Yes, we do. Would that be all?” “Yes,…
Will you Bee my Valentine?
Timmy Thompson is a sixth grader at Mayden High School in upstate New York. All kids were doing class presentations on their favorite animals. While he was talking, the other kids didn’t seem to care and were far more attentive to the bell. The school was almost over, and Timmy’s presentation was the last of…
A Very Happy New Years!
A song on the TV plays, “Happy, Happy, Happy Loves you! Happy, Happy, Happy Needs you! “Don’t forget to start this new year. Happy! What a stupid commercial, says a woman as she changes the channel. “Mom, no, put it back.” “Honey, I don’t get why you like that stupid dinosaur animal thing.” “He makes…
That Gorgeous Woman in the Gala!
John was at the gala event when a red Ferrari pulled up to the curb. Out came a beautiful woman with a red dress; she was beautiful head to toe. Even better, she was unaccompanied and not wearing a ring. The kind of girl dreams are made of. John was compelled by her beauty and…
That Man is the One!
“Patrick, what is taking so long? I’m hungry,” Is all I can think about as I lay here in my apartment window. It was 6:45 in the afternoon; he was 15 minutes late, and no call. I was worried. Then I thought, usually, the guy is ready hours before a girl even gets started, yet…
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